CERTIFIED FLAVOURZ

Proof’s in the Puffin'

White ash. Clean burn. Premium quads. Since 2018.

Who We Are

The Origin Story (True. Kinda.)

In 2018, a small city crew set out to change how people judge cannabis. Long nights, louder music, smarter curing. Then an alien showed up holding a jar that smelled like the end of average. Pointed at the sky, then our city. Message received.

Certified Flavourz launched that night—craft meets cosmos. We built flavours that burn clean, ash white, and hit like rocket fuel. We call it Flavournomical. When you light up, you’re tapping into something out of this world.

Why Certified?

What Makes Us Different

Slow-cured. Smooth.

Texture, moisture, and terp preservation dialled.

Lab-Verified Quality:

Every batch checked for purity and consistency.

Mylar Fresh-Seal:

Pioneered air-tight freshness in 2018.

Consistent Burn:

Engineered for clean flavour from spark to stub.

Straight from the Mothership

Latest Drops

ULTRA GASSY GOO

THC 34%

7G-$70 | 14G-$140​

BLUE REAPER NERDZ

THC 34%

7G-$70 | 14G-$140​

GALAXY COMA OUTAGE

THC 36%

7G-$80 | 14G-$180​

ONE WAY TRIP PINK

THC 36%

7G-$80 | 14G-$160​

PINK DON CORLEON

THC 36%

7G-$80 | 14G-$160​

RED DEMON LIGHTZ

THC 38%

7G-$90 | 14G-$180​

MONSTER DEATH COOKIEZ

THC 38%

7G-$90 | 14G-$180​

PREMIUM KINGZ PINK

THC 40%

7G-$100 | 14G-$200​

EXTREME DEAD HEAD

THC 40%

7G-$100 | 14G-$200​

CRAZY FROZEN GRAPES

THC 40%

7G-$100 | 14G-$200​

Flavournomical Process

From Harvest to “How is this so smooth?

At Certified Flavourz, every batch is tuned like a science experiment gone right — from hand-selecting the finest buds to sealing each bag for interstellar freshness. The result? Clean burn, white ash, and flavour that’s truly out of this world.

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How to get started

When Ordering By Text Message

  1. Browse our menu online.

  2. Text your order and quantity.

  3. Include your full address.

  4. Have your ID ready for verification.

  5. Wait for an alien to confirm your order and ETA.

  6. Sit back, relax, and await delivery.

FAQs

Special Notes For Customers

After checkout, text your order number to our receptionist. Your order will be reviewed and confirmed before payment is collected.

For delivery minimums, pickup info, and payment details, visit our How to Order

Payments are only accepted once your order has been officially confirmed by our team. You’ll receive a text or call before any payment is processed.

Every product is lab-tested, hand-cured, and verified by our Certified team of scientists and aliens for purity, potency, and flavour.

Absolutely. Each item is sealed in our signature Mylar bag to lock in freshness, ensure a clean burn, and deliver that classic white-ash finish.

For health and safety reasons, we cannot accept returns or exchanges once a product has left our facility.

Most orders are fulfilled within 30–60 minutes, depending on your location. We’re one of the fastest delivery teams in Toronto.

For any questions or updates, text or call our receptionist at the listed number.

WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS ARE SAYIN'

The proof is in the puffin

Love, love their smoke.
Rated 5 out of 5
"Fresh bag, loud smell, smooth pull. You can tell they actually care about what’s inside."
Clarine Maroshka
Customer
So dope
Rated 5 out of 5
"Smoothest smoke I’ve had in a long time. White ash, no harshness, just straight flavour."
Michael Dean
Customer

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